Scandals don’t just happen in the vacuum
Has anyone tested this? Because if we could create them in a vacuum, that might save a lot of energy usually lost to air resistance, and thus be more effective
Even scandal-prone individuals can’t survive in a vacuum. (You may be thinking of sandals, not scandals?)
Is it definitely established that a living person is required for every scandal?
Only half a person per sandal I think!
you can totally have scandals involving dead or imaginary people. So, definitely no.
Right? Also you can have a person turn on the scandal machine, which then creates more than one scandal associated with them.
Has anyone tested this? Because if we could create them in a vacuum, that might save a lot of energy usually lost to air resistance, and thus be more effective
Even scandal-prone individuals can’t survive in a vacuum. (You may be thinking of sandals, not scandals?)
Is it definitely established that a living person is required for every scandal?
Only half a person per sandal I think!
you can totally have scandals involving dead or imaginary people. So, definitely no.
Right? Also you can have a person turn on the scandal machine, which then creates more than one scandal associated with them.