It’s criminal that this post doesn’t have more attention, and I assumed there’d be a heated competition but here’s my 19:
Playful alteration of a famous quote by Jeremy Bentham.
“disfingerment”
Comparing the number of portraits to the number of cat videos on the internet
Comparison of solving a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded
The inclusion of data “paralysis” and “divination”
The mention of Hogwarts
Holding séances with deceased experts.
The suggestion of using a brain computer interface to consult with ChatGPT
The idea of being prepared to deny everything
The mention of the “Overall Vibes” rating
The organizations’ acronyms, such as PAINT, CARE, CALM, and SUPER, SPEWS, ABLE
The request for $1-70 million to put together a funding application
The acknowledgement of unpaid interns working 31.2 hours per day for two years
The mention of 79 applicants conducting unpaid research trials for the director of research position, without anyone being hired or receiving feedback
The mention of deceased figures like Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent van Gogh, and Frida Kahlo, among others, as having reviewed early drafts of the post
The use of 666 ethically sourced and well-paid monkeys using typewriters for an infinite amount of time to generate the model
The mention of a minor earthquake caused by the powerful model
The idea of excluding participants to create a rounder number with better vibes
The mention of a 113.1% response rate in a survey about SPEWS
Thanks Rasool! Well done spotting some of these, hope you didn’t lose too much of your weekend ;) Which of these do you want $38 donated to?
It was a pleasure! I especially liked the supplementary spreadsheets though I didn’t get round to including them in my list
Since this post argues for expanding our moral circle and advocates for non-human welfare, I choose The Humane League.
Thanks for your donation!
Done!
P.S. Speaking of spreadsheets… did you notice the final budget line item for ABLE?
The “poorly identified fiat” did tickle me
It’s criminal that this post doesn’t have more attention, and I assumed there’d be a heated competition but here’s my 19:
Playful alteration of a famous quote by Jeremy Bentham.
“disfingerment”
Comparing the number of portraits to the number of cat videos on the internet
Comparison of solving a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded
The inclusion of data “paralysis” and “divination”
The mention of Hogwarts
Holding séances with deceased experts.
The suggestion of using a brain computer interface to consult with ChatGPT
The idea of being prepared to deny everything
The mention of the “Overall Vibes” rating
The organizations’ acronyms, such as PAINT, CARE, CALM, and SUPER, SPEWS, ABLE
The request for $1-70 million to put together a funding application
The acknowledgement of unpaid interns working 31.2 hours per day for two years
The mention of 79 applicants conducting unpaid research trials for the director of research position, without anyone being hired or receiving feedback
The mention of deceased figures like Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent van Gogh, and Frida Kahlo, among others, as having reviewed early drafts of the post
The use of 666 ethically sourced and well-paid monkeys using typewriters for an infinite amount of time to generate the model
The mention of a minor earthquake caused by the powerful model
The idea of excluding participants to create a rounder number with better vibes
The mention of a 113.1% response rate in a survey about SPEWS
Thanks Rasool! Well done spotting some of these, hope you didn’t lose too much of your weekend ;) Which of these do you want $38 donated to?
It was a pleasure! I especially liked the supplementary spreadsheets though I didn’t get round to including them in my list
Since this post argues for expanding our moral circle and advocates for non-human welfare, I choose The Humane League.
Thanks for your donation!
Done!
P.S. Speaking of spreadsheets… did you notice the final budget line item for ABLE?
The “poorly identified fiat” did tickle me