Exciting news! There are a few things I’d like clarification on.
How much did this cost? I understand they money didn’t come from FTX sources, but where did it come from?
There isn’t any cell reception in the back corner. Do you plan on fixing this?
I don’t know if you have any plans for renovations, but please don’t remove the drop ceiling! It absorbs echos and facilitates high-fidelity conversation.
Approximately $25million for the initial purchase, which when you consider the price of NYC real estate and the anticipated gain in NALYs (noodle-adjusted life-years) is an absolute steal.
>I understand they money didn’t come from FTX sources, but where did it come from?
Rocky found a duffle bag full of money on the J train at 3am and I reverse-catfished a Facebook romance scammer. Alex and Arthur raised the balance of the down payment by busking at the Union Square subway station (they both play the accordion).
>There isn’t any cell reception in the back corner. Do you plan on fixing this?
I’m glad you asked! Many members of the community find that avoiding cell phone use during periods of intense work helps them stay on-task. We anticipate that the back corner of our vegan dim sum restaurant will be an excellent place for sustained focus.
>please don’t remove the drop ceiling!
I’m way ahead of you—I love it so much I’ve asked my building super to install a trendy “distressed” drop ceiling in my apartment!
Exciting news! There are a few things I’d like clarification on.
How much did this cost? I understand they money didn’t come from FTX sources, but where did it come from?
There isn’t any cell reception in the back corner. Do you plan on fixing this?
I don’t know if you have any plans for renovations, but please don’t remove the drop ceiling! It absorbs echos and facilitates high-fidelity conversation.
>How much did this cost?
Approximately $25million for the initial purchase, which when you consider the price of NYC real estate and the anticipated gain in NALYs (noodle-adjusted life-years) is an absolute steal.
>I understand they money didn’t come from FTX sources, but where did it come from?
Rocky found a duffle bag full of money on the J train at 3am and I reverse-catfished a Facebook romance scammer. Alex and Arthur raised the balance of the down payment by busking at the Union Square subway station (they both play the accordion).
>There isn’t any cell reception in the back corner. Do you plan on fixing this?
I’m glad you asked! Many members of the community find that avoiding cell phone use during periods of intense work helps them stay on-task. We anticipate that the back corner of our vegan dim sum restaurant will be an excellent place for sustained focus.
>please don’t remove the drop ceiling!
I’m way ahead of you—I love it so much I’ve asked my building super to install a trendy “distressed” drop ceiling in my apartment!