Seems impossible to find any EA meetups in SF

I just moved to SF from DC and I did a bunch of google searches to find EA meetups in DC, and I found nothing whatsoever. This includes the official site; and according to what was shown to me on that site, events only happened around once every 3 months which is absurdly infrequent.

I’m worried that this is what will be shown to other people who arrive in the SF area. It seems like a pretty serious problem; at this point I’d need to apply to 80k advising, just to ask where I could meet a single person in SF.