Cryptocurrency is not all bad. We should stay away from it anyway.

So I’ve wanted to write something like this for some time, but was discouraged by the very real chance of getting downvoted into obscurity by cryptocurrency fans. I hope that in the face of the FTX debacle, people will at least consider the good-faith arguments put forward here. The title is a reference to this recent astralcodex post, which I critique in this article.

Introduction

In the wake of the FTX debacle, there seems to be a small but sizeable minority that believes that there was absolutely no way to see this coming. A massive company, the number 2 crypto exchange in the world, just collapses into nothing due to incompetence and/​or fraud? Surely this is just a black swan event?

Just like Celcius, three arrows capital, Voyager, and Terra/​Luna, all of which collapsed in the last year. Go back to previous downturns, and you’ll see the downfall of exchanges like Quadriga and mt gox, the latter of which was by far the largest crypto exchange in existence at the time when it collapsed. And the collapses are just getting started, with the fall of FTX taking out Blockfi, and threatening to take out Genesis and Grayscale. Tether, the largest stablecoin and the third largest crypto-coin, has been caught out lying about it’s reserves. If they are as fraudulent as many suspect, the repercussions for the rest of the crypto industry could be disastrous.

For an event to be a black swan, it needs to be outside the realm of normalcy. But the collapse of FTX was a fairly predictable event. Even true believers will admit that the crypto industry as a whole has significant problems with speculative bubbles, ponzis, scams, frauds, hacks, and general incompetence. The potential for a collapse was warned against on this forum, months ago. (I agreed with the prognosis in the comments at the time, for what it’s worth).

Note that I’m talking about collapse, and not specifically fraud. It was indeed hard to predict the precise mechanism by which FTX could fail, but I don’t think that let’s anyone off the hook. If FTX had failed due to incompetence, hacking, or exposure to other fraudulent companies, their investors would have still been screwed over, and the financial and reputational damage to EA would still occur, just with slightly better optics.

The fundamental problem with cryptocurrency at the present time is that:

A) Almost everyone involved with crypto is using it to try and get rich.

B) Almost nobody (in relative terms) is using crypto for anything else.

As long as this continues to be the case, crypto as a whole is still in the middle of a massive speculative bubble, and participating in said bubble is inherently dangerous.

A. Crypto is infested with speculative bubbles, fraud, and scams (and everyone knows it)

The crypto market is “rife with frauds, scams and abuse”

-- SEC chairmen Gary Gensler, August 2021

We’re just seeing mountains and mountains of fraud

--Ryan Korner, IRS criminal investigator, Jan 2022

During this period, nearly four out of every ten dollars reported lost to a fraud originating on social media was lost in crypto, far more than any other payment method.

-- Federal Trade commission, June 2022

Other than a speculative asset with a glorious whitepaper and an impressive “ex workers” of big name companies all around the world, they all promise the Moon but underdeliver. I have yet to see something that has an actual use in realife that is using any of those tokens/​coins technology.

-- r/​cryptocurrency post with 13k upvotes

Matt: (27:13)
I think of myself as like a fairly cynical person. And that was so much more cynical than how I would’ve described farming. You’re just like, well, I’m in the Ponzi business and it’s pretty good.

Joe Weisenthal: (27:27)
At no point did any of this require any sort of like economic case, it’s just like other people put money in the box. And so I’m going to too, and then it’s more valuable. So they’re gonna put more money in, and at no point in the cycle, did it seem to like, describe any sort of like economic purpose?

SBF: (27:42)
So on the one hand, I think that’s a pretty reasonable response, but let me play around with this a little bit. Because that’s one framing of this. And I think there’s like a sort of depressing amount of validity…

Interview with Sam Bankman-Fried, April 2022

You don’t need a useful application to get rich off crypto. All you need is a plausible-ish sounding idea and a skill for marketing hype. You write a fancy looking whitepaper, create millions of your own coin (let’s call it CRP), and claim that it will be the basis for “dog-walking on the blockchain” or something. You then hype the coin up and put out an ICO, and if you were clever enough, CRP coins which were previously worth 0$ because they didn’t exist, suddenly are worth like 1$, making you instantly a nominal millionaire. If it goes up further, the initial investors also make a killing, and other speculators get jealous and jump in as well, pumping the price up further. None of these people need to actually believe in “dog-walking on the blockchain”, they just need to believe that they can make money off it before the thing collapses, leaving the last investors holding the bag.

Now, as with virtually all similar pitches, “dog-walking on the blockchain” is actually a terrible idea which will fail, so the value is inherently unsustainable. CRP will crash and burn, either with a rug-pull (where the founder sells everything at it’s peak and walks away), a hack, a market crash, etc.

The social dynamics become interesting here. If you’ve invested your life savings in CRP coin, then if the hype dies down, so does all your money. So if an external entity points out the obvious flaws with CRP (spreading FUD) and causes it to drop in price, it’s like they are literally pulling money out of your pocket. It’s no wonder that crypto boosters often seem like spammers or cultists.

This is all aided by the loose regulations and anonymity inherent to crypto. If someone hacks your bank account, you just call the bank and they reverse the transactions. For most crypto, this option does not work by very nature. This makes it a prime target for scams, fraud and criminal activity.

Now there certainly are bigger and more respectable crypto projects out there. FTX was meant to be one of them. As an exchange, it was making money off of trades, in effect taking a small cut of the entire crypto ecosystem. But where was that ecosystem money coming from? In the traditional economy, money flows into companies through customers paying for goods and services. In the crypto space, this amount is relatively miniscule. The vast, vast majority of incoming funds is financial speculation. This makes crypto something of a zero-sum game: you can only get rich (in real money) at the expense of someone else. And eventually people are going to realize that they are at best gambling, and at worse being scammed, and stop, and at that point the entire crypto field will completely run out of money.

Now, the above isn’t necessarily the case. Perhaps a brilliant use-case for crypto is just around the corner, that will justify all those billions in speculation?

B. There might never be sufficiently large applications for crypto

The blockchain is a brilliant invention. But most cool inventions do not end up revolutionizing the world.

Blockchain is not a new technology. It was invented in 2008, when smartphone usage was barely off the ground. It is 14 years old, predating the iPad and instagram. People still try to compare blockchain to the “early internet”, but the web was 14 years old in 2005, and already half the developed world were internet users. Blockchain has been around for a full 40% of the lifetime of the web. And in that time, billions of dollars have been poured into it, trying to find useful applications.

In all that time, the number of blockchain applications that are actually in widespread use and not just used a vehicle for financial speculation, is incredibly small. It’s not zero, it has been useful for remittances and other cross-border transfers, for example, but these days blockchains are things like gaming NFT’s, which are mostly there to grab speculator money and are widely despised by actual customers.

I think it’s time to to take stock and wonder if maybe the reason there has been no widespread adoption is because the technology just isn’t very useful?

I don’t want to make this a big technology post, but the essential argument I would make is that is:

  1. Decentralised verification systems like proof-of-work are costly and inefficient.

  2. Almost no applications need decentralised verification systems.

For example, reddit did not need make it’s avatars be NFT’s using the blockchain. The avatars are only used on reddit, therefore it is much more simple and easy to just verify them using the existing reddit website.

Almost all applications will run into similar problems. If your blockchain dogwalking runs on an app, then you can just put the verification on the app. This gets compounded by the oracle problem. If you want to update your blockchain whenever you make a delivery, for example, the blockchain needs a way to actually verify that the delivery has been made. The easiest way to do this is verification through a trusted third party… But if you have a trusted third party, you don’t need a blockchain.

Don’t get me wrong, there are clever ways around all of these problems, with highly advanced oracle software, consensus mechanisms, decentralised decision making, etc. The problem is that at the end of the day, the average person or company does not care if their shipping or dog walking is decentralised. They’ll go for the cheapest and most efficient option, which in pretty much every case is the centralized one.

An amazon AWS developer has related their tale of looking for blockchain projects worth funding:

The key moment was when we got in a room with the CTO of this one startup, in Tribeca I think. When I heard their VC funding number I thought it was the valuation, not the investment dollars. The customer list was blue fucking ribbon and don’t you forget it. These guys were razor-sharp.

They presented some of the systems they’d built and yep, we were impressed. Then, with the startup CTO in the room, one of my fellow engineers asked the key question: “All these systems, are there any that wouldn’t work without blockchain?” The guy didn’t even hesitate: “No, not really.”

I think that pretty much sums it up. Right now, crypto is almost all hype, and has been for 14 years. You should at least entertain the possibility that it will remain that way.

C. What about the actual, real use cases, like remittances and third world banking?

I have been careful not to claim here that crypto is entirely useless. Indeed, there are real world applications currently being used. This is the basis of the defence of crypto put forward recently by Scott Alexander, who points out that developing countries tend to have more crypto adoption, which he attributes to their unstable banking systems. I definitely agree that remittances and banking are a legitimate use case.

However, there a few problems with these arguments. For one thing, being in a developing country does not, in fact, make you immune to get-rich-quick schemes. Is Vietnam the highest adopter because it has the weakest bank, or because people are jumping on the Vietnamese game axie infinity to try and make speculation money on gaming NFT’s? The US has a stable banking system, so why is it’s crypto adoption on par with unstable states like Venezuela?

The issue is that while crypto can be used for remittances and banking in the developing world, so can a lot of other methods that are arguably better. Banks in developing world might be unstable, but as long as they’re less unstable than unregulated crypto exchanges, they’ll win out. If your indian bank account gets hacked, they can probably reverse the transaction and get your money bank, but if your bitcoin wallet does, you’re shit out of luck. Digital payments using mobile money are already widespread in the developing world, and are arguably much more robust and convenient than crypto. The government of el Salvador tried to directly push bitcoin onto the population, making bitcoin legal tender and giving everyone a bitcoin wallet. Despite that, el Salvadorans conducted a mere 2% of their remittances using crypto.

When you account for competition, there is not enough money in the failed state and remittances business to justify the massive speculation around cryptocurrency.

The top three crypto coins have a total market cap of around half a trillion dollars. Wise, on the other hand, one of the biggest companies for individual international payments, has a market valuation of 5 billion dollars. Now, obviously the two figures can’t be compared exactly, but I think it’s clear that if crypto actually is only useful for these two things, plus some cool toy programming projects, it is overvalued by at least an order of magnitude. The current prices simply are not backed up by the current uses. The difference between the two is made up of hype and speculation.

C. Fool me once....

Even if FTX was not fraudulent, working with them was still ethically dubious. For one, the climate damage from proof-of-work crypto is massive. The arguments trying to justify this damage are all incredibly weak, usually coming from false comparisons between bitcoin and things that billions of people actually use on a daily basis. The Ethereum switch to proof-of-stake is certainly welcoming, but FTX was boosting it well before then, and was still trading and encouraging the use of proof-of work coins in the exchange when it went down.

For another, they deliberately targeted retail investors with celebrities and high profile superbowl ads, who promptly lost their hats in the subsequent crypto crash. This wasn’t just VC’s, this was actual people with families that were suckered into gambling their life’s savings.

I believe the EA org leaders when they say they had no idea that fraud was going on at FTX. But they obviously did know that crypto was a highly volatile industry, and that fraud and speculative bubbles were extremely common. The reasoning for going in anyway was that they thought they had enough information and expertise to wade into the snakes den and not be bitten. Sure, there is a high degree of volatility and fraud in crypto, but FTX was a highly reputable company with a seemingly sound business model, run by a trusted personal friend of many.

Well, they were wrong. The question “does the EA leadership have the expertise to pick out non-flameout crypto companies” has been answered with a definitive no.

EA is still in the charity business, and the charity business is extremely dependent on reputation. Most charitable foundations do not get embroiled in Enron scale financial fraud.

I don’t think many people understand the reputational risk that comes from continuing the status quo here. When someone is considering donating to the EA movement, they are naturally going to ask “How do I know this won’t happen again”. Is an answer of “we made a few administrative changes and slightly diversified our assets” really going to cut it?

But the real danger here is that EA does some shuffling of leadership and some revisions of decision making protocols, and then wrongly decides it is now ready to wade into the snake pit, and embraces FTX 2.0 with open arms.

FTX 2.0 might not go down the exact same way. Maybe instead of an exchange, it’s a stable coin, or a web3.0 project, or a new volatile asset outside of crypto. It could be a massive bubble pop, or a hack, or a matter of extreme incompetence rather than fraud. Reputationally, it doesn’t matter. EA will forever be the movement that “keeps getting scammed”.

D. Some further crypto skeptic reading

There is an informational imbalance between crypto boosters and skeptics. As I detailed earlier there is a huge financial incentive to hype crypto coins and get rich off the inflated prices, so there will always be money available for pro-crypto arguments. Whereas the main reason crypto skeptics write about crypto is “someone is wrong on the internet” energy. For this reason, I think it’s important to read up on the anti-crypto case, even if you disagree with it, to correct the imbalance.

Line goes up—youtube documentary criticising NFT’s and blockchain

r/​cryptoreality—community of crypto skeptics. (theres also r/​buttcoin, if you want something with more memes)

Web 3 is going great—detailed list of disasters in the crypto space

Attack of the 50 foot blockchain—Blog detailing crypto disasters over several bubble cycles

Stephen diel—A collection of crypto-critical posts from a software engineer

E. The proposal

Here is my radical proposal :

EA orgs should stay away from cryptocurrency until the industry becomes stable.

By “stay away”, I don’t mean “shun everyone in crypto like the devil”. I mean “avoid being significantly associated with the field”. Don’t invest assets in crypto or crypto companies, don’t put them on your board, don’t boast about your ties to crypto insiders.

Maybe some day, the crypto industry will find a widely useful use case for blockchain, or improve the existing uses to the point where they properly compete. One day, the coin market cap might be sustained with a steady income of people actually willingly paying for goods and services.

My question is this: Why not get involved with it then? Why be involved in it now, when the field is full of potential ticking time bombs like Tether, and the reputational and financial damage from the next collapse could be catastrophic?

At the very least, if you disagree with me, and partner up with another crypto company, and it blows up in your face again… Don’t say you weren’t warned.